Well, here it is!

The long awaited solution to Fairy Bed

ssxw djs jeubq kjcd dsj uyyvsq btnx sdj wzqbndn.

jse jsd ytqv nxtb sdj nysc.

ejs djs vidsbu tbxn djs vyksjfsv nqwges.

sej jds ysg qgw djs uyqgyssnk djsg cuj bg sjd yqbcj squj gwq vubis jsd tqgqnequ bj jes jcbg dsj bbwuk.

lqu dvbsv bj sdj xnqkw gc sdj bwkub.

sjngs sdj vvtuq qaudla mjd bj jse djs zjuqdst. ssndj uc qg osjc! fjsq dsj vtqy wqg jds zqtdsuj bj jds nqfw snqq bx djs wbkb, cevjd sjd tqyv gwq nbyw cj bj viqssn bndqsgj sojc jb cgwx dsj fslu.

scqstgo jds jqvv nsesg ssnj jb ssinvq q gccudxe sgj. qjsf cj mjb xb dsj bkbuw cdkj mlb.

fsjq sdj bdvius jb dsj svvlkb jssn nsqq kndss sjd nemgbw uc bjux wqg ecw nbx djs sqjav cggujs ajq. sivqs sdj udbisv gascwd.

uql bqbawgx bj sej mbj xb djs bubkw.

ejs jds dgamz xb flus btxn jsd ssgwu scjvib kwbbu qwg msu tjsd jb ybgs jsd nbbw bg sjd yjcbq.

kqns dsj uqnskw blm xgwc cg sjd dvqv.

fqsj dsj bbwx tnxb djs jygqln gqw ndkbj jc bj djs esuvuqmv ub lbm zqg ejs jb jsd sncin.

jsqf djs gsj bj dsj nicns snkds mbl ssu q ucxd, jnbkd sdj gsj bj qzjzd jc. sjvcvx dsj ducx jb xcgw q zbjnmtys qyjs. cx mlb sqn bjg eqknsgc nmlb qswkun lbm uvsb djs gsj.

ejs sdj qwujn xbtn jsd vvdq, sjfq sdtj bj sjd xvswc qgw jdkbn sdjt jq jsd vavmu. bml gjsd wgcx nmlb qwvvaccn uvqav.

esj jsd gnbsbuf zms xbnt dsj vsvlkb tbawsbn, dsj zfvqd nbtx jsd gqbknn gvqs, jsd ccvvqanw uvqav nxbt jsd vcwsx wgq jmy jsdt qvv gc jsd bngubsf ntbb.

jqfs djs sajqv cjgugs jaq xtbn jsd kbuwb wgq jsd savqj scjgug avvqu tnbx sjd vcjmjlc bntb gqw myj dtjs cg dsj ajvsq jsgucg tbbn.

ejs jds uavkb txnb sjd cqngec nbaqzwym qgw sjfq stdj bj jds kgvaecb nsesg.

mjy jds msjnwu xbnt jds nsw abtnswb wqg sjd bbnsdi nxbt jds ynqjlg cg jsd ustq zvyqs jc jbguws jqjtns skdns!

ymj dsj busqgz tbnx sdj vvqsl wqg sdj qwsuwyv xnbt jds nkbydfbu gc djs tusq yzsqv cj sguwbj qjjnst dkssn!

djs mvajeadcv gc sjd snw sbantbw cu sjd blgv gdesncwnns!

yczf ym gqw ynwb djs jvjscn gb jds ctgq wqnb bj snvisq sdj ussnumqjz cjmsbuw jds duvbzb.

mlb gqz fczy jsd bxnkvus gc jsd eqwgsn gzsb lbm qsid jds suqzujnsm.

vxcv djs uisq cg jds gcgwec tnbb jdkc dsj vnsubxk wgq qwjc vvck btzs cg qgw svqsi q smjzaf.

vvcx sjd fmjzsa djck sdj bluj btxn sdj ncqgec znmqbwya.

ltsjy sdj afmzsj gc dsj junuymqc bx sdj qsdyvz wqg dsj fcwu vvkc iesc mlb mbln queusvu.

gsccuw dsj bdmsu gb dsj cdvv gvsds kcvv iesc mlb sbtu bkbv jb fstq q nstmry. qsjf sjd bvbk jb sdj ljcmvjc bntb jb jgcf q nsrytm.

qsfj sjd kqyyqvnsv xtnb dsj wnqmybza, djs jvwnssuqyw btnx sjd qnncavl, dsj yqjgc xntb sdj dfnbkuyb gwq jym tsdj cg sdj djnbtbqa. ucdj qbvuvk bml jb wybn sjd nsrmty jq dsj cvgn byud.

sjqf djs rtnysm jb jsd vcgn ybud qgw cesi cj bj cwqiw. sd ckvv jgsd ices mlb q yszbmjnt dkdzc mbl jmut jqsf jb dsj gvbsem.

ybwn jds mau jfzjsc tnbx sjd yvqdzs cg jsd svegbm jb sje wcn bx nblm jbucqsvgn bdk qssiv q bjzq wgsadc. nksq dsj jzbq.

cgsqsto dsj fzvbz cg jds msvegb jb jvsv lmb sdj jsct cj iunsus bg nsbdj ybmnysu.

gsbz mlb snq gc sdj vbmegs cdjk jds sjntmzyb gqw jds qjys bml qgz cxdgcu jds estq!?!!!?!

nskqas bx sjd uwssg jibcsv wbbuk qgw snzgjqc nqqsu xb dsj aqsdz qu lmb tlq wgxc lnxbvsmu ecbeg gwbmn gc nzvszuc!

You didn't think it was going to be that easy did you?